It has been reported that the bad economy just might be hurting the grand college tradition Spring Break! It seems flights to typical spring break hotspots have dropped around 20%. How will the Mexican economy survive without the hooting, hollering and vomiting of American college students? The binge/blackout drinking that once was reserved for more equatorial venues is now moving into American suburban settings (Madison and Milwaukee excluded, for you, it’s business as usual.) Wet T-shirt contests are now being held in Stinky’s backyard, jocks are attempting to date rape former teachers, and sorority girls are flashing/fucking Dad’s golf buddy. Of course, some have opted for an even more cost effective means of experiencing Spring Break…

you should watch this…

Last Night’s Daily Show

What’s less shocking than the Republican chairman of the House Caucus on Missing and Exploited Children getting busted for making inappropriate advances on teenage Congressional pages?

Well, it would probably be the unwed, formerly pregnant daughter of the former Vice Presidential candidate (who strongly advocated abstinence-only education) being left before she ever made it to the altar by the semi-retarded fuckstick who knocked her up! That’s right, new mother and first daughter of Alaska, Bristol Palin, has been unceremoniously dumped by former boyfriend/current douchebag, Levi Johnston, who gave a press conference from the steps of his family’s home. Apparently, it took the less than 3 months of his child’s life to realize he was not ready for this parenting shit, of course, he could have thought about that before he shot his Budweiser-infused semen into the daughter of the Governor!

It’s scary that I find this so amusing simply because I remember those crap ass days.