Disney’s Pirates of the Caribbean movies have made the concept of pirates so popular, the world over, that now piracy is at an all time high, well since the 1700s. The recent hijacking of a $100 million oil tanker and its 25 man crew has once again brought the issue into sharp focus. And who’s to blame? Mickey fuckin’ Mouse! That’s who!

Then again, there are those aspects of the Pirates rage I like…

Wal-Mart worker dies after holiday shoppers knock him down

Wow, worst possible scenario. You’re 34. You work at fucking Wal-Mart…as a security guard. A group of holiday shoppers tramples you to death! AT FUCKING WAL-MART!!!

This isn’t just Christmas cynicism, it’s the anti-thesis of the spirit of the season. That fucking television deal just couldn’t fucking wait, folks? Are you fucking kidding me?! This is just the final, most pathetic indignity of this man’s life, and I sure as hell hope some of you do see the inside of a courtroom for this one, and, if there is any justice in this world, the inside of a fucking prison cell.

CDs and furniture will be divvied up by the end of the month.

this is the only place I am posting this image

Well, maybe on MySpace at some later date…

It’s real simple. Let me tell you how it works:

Cheer for people to succeed.
Cheer for people when they succeed.
And when they succeed to the point you’re never going to achieve yourself,
start hating them.

Right? Is it me?

Does anyone make these? I would like one, or one for my nephew/godson. so probably around the same size as me. Seriously, does anyone make these or know someone who makes these, could make one?

I’m throwing my hat into the completely bullshit realm of guessing about who Obama will pick for his cabinet. I believe he will continue to pander to the “geek vote” naming Nathan Fillion as Secretary of Defense, Rosario Dawson at Secretary of State (Foreign lands will be unable to deny her essence), and R2-D2 as Secretary of Energy (and Director of Black Ops for the CIA.)

The Republican elite could be found this week on a Caribbean cruise after being stung in the Nov. 4 elections.

…Most of the passengers booked oceanview and veranda cabins at $2,400 to $3,000 per person, according to the Cruise Authority, the U.S. company that arranged the trip. The ship is stopping in Turks and Caicos Islands, Puerto Rico, the U.S. Virgin Islands and the Bahamas before returning to Fort Lauderdale, Florida this weekend.

Because nothing says “I feel your pain” or “in touch with the plight of the American people” like a tropical cruise.