Megan Fox confirmed this week that she was now engaged to Brian “heavy on the eyeliner” Austin Green. Fox admitted this was merely a ploy, on her end, to keep, and I quote, “those pimple-ridden, fatass losers who keep drooling over me at conventions” at bay. Green felt the engagement was not only a great move to revive his long dead career, but to deflect attention from his random sexual encounters with men he partakes in to prove to himself that he doesn’t like it.

Come on, Brian, look what coming out did for Lance Bass’ career, okay, bad example, in a whole lot of ways…okay, Rosie O’Donnell!..um, you know what, have a great wedding, Brian.

The management bears no responsibility for those of you who claw your own eyes out and stick sharp instruments into your ears.

I’d like to thank Warren Ellis and Coilhouse for bringing this horror to my attention. I couldn’t make it past the 2nd chorus.

Now, first, I’m not one to say you can’t detract from those you don’t agree with, and really, if you want to make a statement, the above image is a pretty good one. However, you do realize we like the Joker. Really, he’s the Bat-villain you go to see in a Batman film, homocidal lunatic or not. Now, I do enjoy stories with other foes, but the Joker is kind of the shit when it comes to super-villains.

And secondly, and perhaps more importantly, the Joker as portrayed by Heath Ledger, was an Anarchist. He really was,..just sayin’.

In the past couple weeks, a few great people have died, and I wanted to take a moment to mention them here.

Andy Hallett, most famous for portraying Demon/Vocal Diva, Lorne aka The Host on the Angel TV show died all too young, but thankfully leaving us with good memories and beautiful music.

Marilyn Chambers, an adult star, perhaps most famous for taking the adult industry toward the mainstream with her film, Behind The Green Door, died, not even reaching the age of 60. In the past few years, she had gone in to the instructional adult film arena with her series of Guide(s) to…

Bea Arthur, really, I don’t have to say anymore. You’ll be missed.

Last Night’s Daily Show

What’s less shocking than the Republican chairman of the House Caucus on Missing and Exploited Children getting busted for making inappropriate advances on teenage Congressional pages?

Well, it would probably be the unwed, formerly pregnant daughter of the former Vice Presidential candidate (who strongly advocated abstinence-only education) being left before she ever made it to the altar by the semi-retarded fuckstick who knocked her up! That’s right, new mother and first daughter of Alaska, Bristol Palin, has been unceremoniously dumped by former boyfriend/current douchebag, Levi Johnston, who gave a press conference from the steps of his family’s home. Apparently, it took the less than 3 months of his child’s life to realize he was not ready for this parenting shit, of course, he could have thought about that before he shot his Budweiser-infused semen into the daughter of the Governor!

It’s scary that I find this so amusing simply because I remember those crap ass days.