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this is the only place I am posting this image

Well, maybe on MySpace at some later date…

My chi is in balance.

It’s real simple. Let me tell you how it works:

Cheer for people to succeed.
Cheer for people when they succeed.
And when they succeed to the point you’re never going to achieve yourself,
start hating them.

Right? Is it me?

hats

Does anyone make these? I would like one, or one for my nephew/godson. so probably around the same size as me. Seriously, does anyone make these or know someone who makes these, could make one?

As long as we’re making shit up!

I’m throwing my hat into the completely bullshit realm of guessing about who Obama will pick for his cabinet. I believe he will continue to pander to the “geek vote” naming Nathan Fillion as Secretary of Defense, Rosario Dawson at Secretary of State (Foreign lands will be unable to deny her essence), and R2-D2 as Secretary of Energy (and Director of Black Ops for the CIA.)

Caribbean Queen

The Republican elite could be found this week on a Caribbean cruise after being stung in the Nov. 4 elections.

Former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney and former Tennessee Sen. Fred Thompson joined policy analysts and 700 subscribers who want to revive the Republican Party on the cruise hosted by the National Review, a conservative magazine…

…Most of the passengers booked oceanview and veranda cabins at $2,400 to $3,000 per person, according to the Cruise Authority, the U.S. company that arranged the trip. The ship is stopping in Turks and Caicos Islands, Puerto Rico, the U.S. Virgin Islands and the Bahamas before returning to Fort Lauderdale, Florida this weekend.

Because nothing says “I feel your pain” or “in touch with the plight of the American people” like a tropical cruise.

store link

I finally got around to adding the store link to the side there, you know, over…there. Anyway, yes, it’s a lot of the same old shit I’ve had up, but I really do plan on adding new stuff to the store soon, like soon soon.

…and I mean it this time.

Please feel free to kick me in the ass if no new items appear before next week Monday. k?

My heart is breaking on Valentine’s Day

Saw this bulletin on MySpace…

Barry is bringing “ULTIMATE MANILOW: The Hits.and then some” to the Nassau Coliseum on Long Island, NY on February 14, 2009 as part of the STAND UP FOR A CURE concert series.

Not only can you spend Valentine’s Day with Barry, but you will be supporting a great cause at the same time! The proceeds from the concert will be donated by Stand Up for a Cure to the Breast Cancer Research Foundation (www. bcrf. org), founded by Evelyn Lauder in 1993. The foundation is credited for creating the infamous “pink ribbon.

BMIFC tickets to this special benefit concert are available at 10 AM (Pacific) on Wednesday, November 5.
Fan Club members can order online at www. starz. bz/bmifc or by calling 310.957.
5788 .. .

Tickets will be available to the public on Monday, November 10, via all Ticketmaster outlets.

If only I had like $3000 dollars lying around, we’d be winging it to NY on the 14th.

Brak Wins Presidency!!!

Space Ghost, Hippo awaiting cabinet appointments.

Get out the hipster vote!

Walking through Bay View yesterday, I noticed a subtle desire by both candidates to lure hipsters to vote for them. The use of the “nautical star,” which has been central to the McCain campaign’s signs for a while now, is clearly saying, “I am one of you.” Now, normally I wouldn’t diss the ‘Bama, but 13 nautical stars on one sign? It just makes you look late to the party and trying way to hard to prove you are more hipster than McCain.

There have been no reports on who’s white belt will arrive from Fingerhut first.

Saw B.B. King last night!

Best concert ever!