Former Gov. Sarah Palin celebrated finishing her novel, “Going Rogue” just four months after inking the deal and waving her own “white flag of surrender.” To mark the moment, she was given a rather auspicious T-shirt…
maybe she is a gamer.

The management bears no responsibility for those of you who claw your own eyes out and stick sharp instruments into your ears.

I’d like to thank Warren Ellis and Coilhouse for bringing this horror to my attention. I couldn’t make it past the 2nd chorus.

It seems a Sarah Palin signed X-Box has hit eBay for over $1M which probably denotes, just what she resigned office to do, or maybe this is a side project she has Todd taking care of to keep him busy. Who knows, but this is an item for the right-wing gamer with way too much disposable income. (Did they come out with DEER HUNTER for the XBox 360 yet?) Of course, any real gamer knows, that this item has one MAJOR inherent flaw, and that being Microsoft will just steal it from you and send a refurbished model when the Red Ring of Death comes along.

Read the story here.

Now, first, I’m not one to say you can’t detract from those you don’t agree with, and really, if you want to make a statement, the above image is a pretty good one. However, you do realize we like the Joker. Really, he’s the Bat-villain you go to see in a Batman film, homocidal lunatic or not. Now, I do enjoy stories with other foes, but the Joker is kind of the shit when it comes to super-villains.

And secondly, and perhaps more importantly, the Joker as portrayed by Heath Ledger, was an Anarchist. He really was,..just sayin’.

In the past couple weeks, a few great people have died, and I wanted to take a moment to mention them here.

Andy Hallett, most famous for portraying Demon/Vocal Diva, Lorne aka The Host on the Angel TV show died all too young, but thankfully leaving us with good memories and beautiful music.

Marilyn Chambers, an adult star, perhaps most famous for taking the adult industry toward the mainstream with her film, Behind The Green Door, died, not even reaching the age of 60. In the past few years, she had gone in to the instructional adult film arena with her series of Guide(s) to…

Bea Arthur, really, I don’t have to say anymore. You’ll be missed.

It has been reported that the bad economy just might be hurting the grand college tradition Spring Break! It seems flights to typical spring break hotspots have dropped around 20%. How will the Mexican economy survive without the hooting, hollering and vomiting of American college students? The binge/blackout drinking that once was reserved for more equatorial venues is now moving into American suburban settings (Madison and Milwaukee excluded, for you, it’s business as usual.) Wet T-shirt contests are now being held in Stinky’s backyard, jocks are attempting to date rape former teachers, and sorority girls are flashing/fucking Dad’s golf buddy. Of course, some have opted for an even more cost effective means of experiencing Spring Break…

you should watch this…

Last Night’s Daily Show

What’s less shocking than the Republican chairman of the House Caucus on Missing and Exploited Children getting busted for making inappropriate advances on teenage Congressional pages?

Well, it would probably be the unwed, formerly pregnant daughter of the former Vice Presidential candidate (who strongly advocated abstinence-only education) being left before she ever made it to the altar by the semi-retarded fuckstick who knocked her up! That’s right, new mother and first daughter of Alaska, Bristol Palin, has been unceremoniously dumped by former boyfriend/current douchebag, Levi Johnston, who gave a press conference from the steps of his family’s home. Apparently, it took the less than 3 months of his child’s life to realize he was not ready for this parenting shit, of course, he could have thought about that before he shot his Budweiser-infused semen into the daughter of the Governor!