In the past couple weeks, a few great people have died, and I wanted to take a moment to mention them here.
Andy Hallett, most famous for portraying Demon/Vocal Diva, Lorne aka The Host on the Angel TV show died all too young, but thankfully leaving us with good memories and beautiful music.
Marilyn Chambers, an adult star, perhaps most famous for taking the adult industry toward the mainstream with her film, Behind The Green Door, died, not even reaching the age of 60. In the past few years, she had gone in to the instructional adult film arena with her series of Guide(s) to…
Bea Arthur, really, I don’t have to say anymore. You’ll be missed.
It has been reported that the bad economy just might be hurting the grand college tradition Spring Break! It seems flights to typical spring break hotspots have dropped around 20%. How will the Mexican economy survive without the hooting, hollering and vomiting of American college students? The binge/blackout drinking that once was reserved for more equatorial venues is now moving into American suburban settings (Madison and Milwaukee excluded, for you, it’s business as usual.) Wet T-shirt contests are now being held in Stinky’s backyard, jocks are attempting to date rape former teachers, and sorority girls are flashing/fucking Dad’s golf buddy. Of course, some have opted for an even more cost effective means of experiencing Spring Break…
What’s less shocking than the Republican chairman of the House Caucus on Missing and Exploited Children getting busted for making inappropriate advances on teenage Congressional pages?
Well, it would probably be the unwed, formerly pregnant daughter of the former Vice Presidential candidate (who strongly advocated abstinence-only education) being left before she ever made it to the altar by the semi-retarded fuckstick who knocked her up! That’s right, new mother and first daughter of Alaska, Bristol Palin, has been unceremoniously dumped by former boyfriend/current douchebag, Levi Johnston, who gave a press conference from the steps of his family’s home. Apparently, it took the less than 3 months of his child’s life to realize he was not ready for this parenting shit, of course, he could have thought about that before he shot his Budweiser-infused semen into the daughter of the Governor!
So, I’m at work the other day, and I actually come across this. Shouldn’t the economy be stimulated, in strict terms of cheap shit being produced and sold in Obama’s name, from collectible plates, to coins with stickers on them, to bling bling Obama Ts, to commemorative watches? There’s money changing hands here, and a lot of it, and isn’t that the whole point of moving the economy?
It’s scary that I find this so amusing simply because I remember those crap ass days.
How am I supposed to stop bad movies like this from getting made?
Despite what Yahoo! might try and tell you…
The official drink of the Obama White House? Bourbon!
I think I finally figured out what was missing from the last administration, the drinking arm of Ulysses S. Grant. Sure, they might be a hopeless bunch of drunks, but they’ll win a civil war for you. They’ll be a damn sight better for you in a time of war than that teetotaling son of a bitch Bush. Sure Obama might still need to learn how to say PAKistan like a real American, but hey, then again, it just might be slurry speech. Here’s to you, Mr. President! Cheers!
image from www.jeffrogers.com
BRITISH angler Ian Welch has landed a world record with this monster – a giant stingray which is the biggest freshwater fish ever caught using a rod and line…After she had been towed to the bank (too big to be onboard the boat), she was duly marked, had DNA samples removed, and returned to the river whence she unwillingly came. Welch gave her a farewell smooch, then spent the rest of the day with a cold beer and memories of her.
